Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot