I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Stranger girl, come swim with me, or at least put your balls in your mouth

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm