Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Stranger girl, come swim with me, or at least put your balls in your mouth

A diligent blowjob and sexy beautiful legs of a beautiful blonde

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot